Arlo says, “We have to talk.” Janis runs out of the room, “Woooo – WHOOOOO!.” Arlo says, “That’s funny, she says that all the time.” SHE knows what it means.
“The time has come,”My girlfriend said“To speak of many thingsThe state of our relationshipThe state of my heart stringsYou NEVER buy me jewelryOr other fancy things!
It seems to be impossibleFor you to share your feelingsYou only ever talk of sportsOr your financial dealingsIn all the rooms where we make loveI merely stare at ceilings
And you refuse to tie me up(There’s something wrong with that)And though you never pet the pupYou always kick the catThere’s lipstick on your collarI begin to smell a rat
At this point all my patience fledAnd, though I seem a rotterI cannot STAND the “We must talk”So I went ahead and shot her
wcorvi over 9 years ago
Arlo says, “We have to talk.” Janis runs out of the room, “Woooo – WHOOOOO!.” Arlo says, “That’s funny, she says that all the time.” SHE knows what it means.
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
We never talk any less either.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
“The time has come,”My girlfriend said“To speak of many thingsThe state of our relationshipThe state of my heart stringsYou NEVER buy me jewelryOr other fancy things!
It seems to be impossibleFor you to share your feelingsYou only ever talk of sportsOr your financial dealingsIn all the rooms where we make loveI merely stare at ceilings
And you refuse to tie me up(There’s something wrong with that)And though you never pet the pupYou always kick the catThere’s lipstick on your collarI begin to smell a rat
At this point all my patience fledAnd, though I seem a rotterI cannot STAND the “We must talk”So I went ahead and shot her
comicsman47 over 9 years ago
An approximate quote from The Norm (I believe…) She: “I never know what you’re thinking.”He: (contentedly) “Yeah! …oh… that’s a bad thing?”