A know a girl that hadn’t spoken by age 3, and her parents were worried. One day, she knocked over her glass of milk and it spilled on the table. Her first words were: “Don’t worry mom, it will evaporate!” Complex complete sentence, advanced vocabulary, science a bit off, but hey. Yes, she continued to be precocious.
Superfrog about 5 years ago
Eggseptional WiFi there.
TexTech about 5 years ago
I will give this one a major GROOAANN!
willispate about 5 years ago
hello, Ripley’s Believe It or Not? have i got a case for you.
wiatr about 5 years ago
They can start the mother-daughter arguments so much sooner this way.
Differentname about 5 years ago
Kids today! They grow up so fast!
rekam Premium Member about 5 years ago
Great comments.
2peabody1 about 5 years ago
I really like those 40-50 year old young girls…
Triker2011 about 5 years ago
I’m not as girl, but I am 69 years young. Haven’t you ever heard your as old as you feel?
wirepunchr about 5 years ago
If there were twins they’d be womb mates.
Dean about 5 years ago
Which was first ~ The Chicken or the Egg?
Linguist about 5 years ago
She can’t reboot it!
TurbosDad about 5 years ago
I’d prefer a womb with a view – if we’re handing out groans…
captastro about 5 years ago
Booooo!
sparkle 13 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Sounds like she will be a genius !!! lol
GRogerStreff about 5 years ago
Doesn’t anyone find it funny that a bird is pregnant?
zeexenon about 5 years ago
I will give this one another major GROOAANN!
JPuzzleWhiz about 5 years ago
Is she what Tom “Batty Whack” Batiuk refers to as an “Internet Twitter Tot”?
TimeLordSoundwave about 5 years ago
Birds don’t give birth to live young. They lay eggs.
stuart about 5 years ago
A know a girl that hadn’t spoken by age 3, and her parents were worried. One day, she knocked over her glass of milk and it spilled on the table. Her first words were: “Don’t worry mom, it will evaporate!” Complex complete sentence, advanced vocabulary, science a bit off, but hey. Yes, she continued to be precocious.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Is Pastis the father?
Jim Kerner about 5 years ago
Oh, I hope not.
tinstar about 5 years ago
I think there was womb for improvement.