Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 12, 2020

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    Perhaps a burial at sea might be better?

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 5 years ago

    I intend to outlive my ex so I can be a problem to her in this life and dance on her grave when she’s gone

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    DaBoogadie  almost 5 years ago

    THE reason I’m going to be cremated.

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    Prey  almost 5 years ago

    I´ve picked an active Volcano!

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    Geez. . .why keep getting married? Couldn’t you just have sleep-overs?!?

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    Bruce1253  almost 5 years ago

    “But each time we talk, I get the same old thingAlways no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin’ ringMy honey my baby, don’t put my love upon no shelfShe said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself” – Georgia Satellites

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    My Chief was chewing me out royally one day and paused to say “I bet when I die you’re going come and pee on my grave.” I told him that when I left the Navy I was never standing in line again.

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A absolute RIOT, that Mort !!!! lol

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    I’m not planning to be buried. I’m planning to be stuffed and mounted.

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    Another Take  almost 5 years ago

    Imagine how big The Donald’s plot will need to be someday with over the half the country partying on it.

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    The trick is not to tell them where you’re buried.

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    j.l.farmer  almost 5 years ago

    just be cremated and have the last laugh.

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    wlbr549  almost 5 years ago

    Five ex-wives? Talk about being an eternal optimist!

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