“But each time we talk, I get the same old thingAlways no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin’ ringMy honey my baby, don’t put my love upon no shelfShe said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself” – Georgia Satellites
My Chief was chewing me out royally one day and paused to say “I bet when I die you’re going come and pee on my grave.” I told him that when I left the Navy I was never standing in line again.
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Perhaps a burial at sea might be better?
eastern.woods.metal almost 5 years ago
I intend to outlive my ex so I can be a problem to her in this life and dance on her grave when she’s gone
DaBoogadie almost 5 years ago
THE reason I’m going to be cremated.
Prey almost 5 years ago
I´ve picked an active Volcano!
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
Geez. . .why keep getting married? Couldn’t you just have sleep-overs?!?
Bruce1253 almost 5 years ago
“But each time we talk, I get the same old thingAlways no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin’ ringMy honey my baby, don’t put my love upon no shelfShe said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself” – Georgia Satellites
Bill The Nuke almost 5 years ago
My Chief was chewing me out royally one day and paused to say “I bet when I die you’re going come and pee on my grave.” I told him that when I left the Navy I was never standing in line again.
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A absolute RIOT, that Mort !!!! lol
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
I’m not planning to be buried. I’m planning to be stuffed and mounted.
Another Take almost 5 years ago
Imagine how big The Donald’s plot will need to be someday with over the half the country partying on it.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
The trick is not to tell them where you’re buried.
j.l.farmer almost 5 years ago
just be cremated and have the last laugh.
wlbr549 almost 5 years ago
Five ex-wives? Talk about being an eternal optimist!