Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 27, 2010

And you’re being grounded, which is my version of the consequences.

Reality sucks, and you might as well learn it early in life.

Denial is first sign of guilt. The house hold is not a democracy or court of Law. I AM JUDD DREDD.

Now how am I gonna Tweet this “event”?

Give the kid a good dunk…

Remove battery. Place under car heater or blow dryer ASAP. I’ve saved one from a lake, one from a toilet. Never told her about the second. Think I should now?

Only if you used her toothbrush to clean it

“http://losemyway.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/blackberrytoilet_540.jpg” Seriously, I’ve heard the best way to handle this is towel off the phone, then put it in a bag full of uncooked rice. It is said to work the same way grains of rice keep salt from clumping.