Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 11, 2015
December 10, 2015
December 12, 2015
Transcript:
Ram: It's just not the same since we instituted the concussion protocol.
Ram: It's just not the same since we instituted the concussion protocol.
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Butt of course!
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Ram it!
jtviper7 almost 9 years ago
They must be in St. Louis.
dflak almost 9 years ago
Rams and woodpeckers – you think there would be a helmet design in there somewhere.
Bosaka almost 9 years ago
Wow good strip
rickray777 almost 9 years ago
Yeah, if you suffer a brain concussion, well then you’re automatically declared the Winner! Namely because your opponent who gave you the concussion in the first place is disqualified; you would therefore win by default in that sense! The resulting score: you, one; him, nothing.
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ram Ram — sport of would-be kings.
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
sad but true. it must be that men like being made stupider and out of control angry by repeated concussions. i guess
Jim Kerner almost 9 years ago
Where are the helmets?
K M almost 9 years ago
This would be funny, if I didn’t know that rams are built so that the force of impact doesn’t go through their skulls, but into their shoulders and thereby into the rest of their skeletal system. In fact, a researcher at the US Naval Academy was working on adapting this to football players some two decades or more ago, directing the force of impact into the shoulders rather than into the head. IIRC, there was a problem in that the system limited the mobility of the head. Of course, that was the idea. But it apparently narrowed the field of vision too much to make playing the game anything other than awkward.
wordsmeet about 2 years ago
How about teaching rams to play football? :P