Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 27, 2016

Reminds me of all the products that bear the warning “Keep Away From Children.” I surely try to do so.

They’re very very tiny at first, and they sneak in while you’re really distracted….

If you want childproofing, it’s not the house you need to worry about.

I was treating a patient who seemed to be doing much better. I said, “Your neck doesn’t feel nearly as tense today.” She says, “Doc, if you noticed, I didn’t bring my kids.”

W.C. Fields…" I like children if they’re properly cooked."

I always say when kids are around; “Kids? Didn’t we just spray for them awhile ago?”

they are sneaky little devils. all part of their charm(hopefully)

Little buggers are everywhere, hard to “protect” against.