You know, if the airlines would let you check up to a certain size bag for free (say 25 lbs), a lot of people would take advantage of it- there would be more room for those who choose to carry on. - there would be fewer delays with boarding since excess baggage would not have to be checked—-It also means less weight which means less fuel.
Of course, they would lose money on people who pay $25 to board earlier and get the overhead space (ummmm??)
or just charge $25 per piece carried on.
As for me, if I’m paying for it, I’m checking the full 50 lbs.
I recently traveled on an airline. I won’t say which one so I’ll use a fictitious name: Alcoholics Anonymous Airlines. I was amused by AA’s boarding process. They called passengers by class: first platinum, then gold, then silver, then bronze and then they read off the rest of the periodic table of the elements. Trans-Uranium class passengers were classified as “ambulatory cargo.” I’m not quite sure where they were seated, but the next time I saw them was at baggage claim … on the carousel.
My wife and I were in Lithium Class which entitled us to one bathroom trip each and the use of an oxygen mask that we had to share with our seatmates in the event of an emergency.
Never mind stowing the bag-just hope you don’t have to sit next to his left side-the right arm pit is getting a good airing while the left is fermenting nicely-last time I flew I sat next to someone who had obviously not washed for several days nor had he heard of deodorant. John Wayne to O’Hare in stink class.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
Farmers only dot com.
PICTO over 8 years ago
Just in case it’s muddy on the plane…
Farside99 over 8 years ago
That will never fit in the overhead bin, even if he deflates the tires.
flyertom over 8 years ago
No problem on curbs, sidewalk joints or stairs.
MikeyMN over 8 years ago
He only flies on SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!!!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 8 years ago
He’s a big rig bounty hunter.
cdward over 8 years ago
Monster luggage.
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
Probably has $2 in his wallet, with a 40 pound chain hooked on it…
Mostly Water Premium Member over 8 years ago
No custom alloy wheels?
Saddenedby Premium Member over 8 years ago
yah might be a red neck…………..
khcm1157 over 8 years ago
No locking hubs for all wheel drive?
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Good luck getting that on the plane with their new messurement system.
dflak over 8 years ago
You know, if the airlines would let you check up to a certain size bag for free (say 25 lbs), a lot of people would take advantage of it- there would be more room for those who choose to carry on. - there would be fewer delays with boarding since excess baggage would not have to be checked—-It also means less weight which means less fuel.
Of course, they would lose money on people who pay $25 to board earlier and get the overhead space (ummmm??)
or just charge $25 per piece carried on.
As for me, if I’m paying for it, I’m checking the full 50 lbs.
dflak over 8 years ago
I recently traveled on an airline. I won’t say which one so I’ll use a fictitious name: Alcoholics Anonymous Airlines. I was amused by AA’s boarding process. They called passengers by class: first platinum, then gold, then silver, then bronze and then they read off the rest of the periodic table of the elements. Trans-Uranium class passengers were classified as “ambulatory cargo.” I’m not quite sure where they were seated, but the next time I saw them was at baggage claim … on the carousel.
My wife and I were in Lithium Class which entitled us to one bathroom trip each and the use of an oxygen mask that we had to share with our seatmates in the event of an emergency.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 8 years ago
Never mind stowing the bag-just hope you don’t have to sit next to his left side-the right arm pit is getting a good airing while the left is fermenting nicely-last time I flew I sat next to someone who had obviously not washed for several days nor had he heard of deodorant. John Wayne to O’Hare in stink class.