Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 25, 2017

Looks more like it is ignoring them, as it does with humans

Cats are probe droids from another dimension. When they stare at a wall, they are looking at something that either was there or will be there. Purring is telemetry back to the mother ship.

Where a cat sleeps is of great cosmic importance. That is why a cat will suddenly bolt up from a solid sleep, dash into another room and fall asleep immediately. If you plot the position of sleeping cats and connect the dots, you will get a schematic for a faster-than-light, perpetual motion machine or cold fusion generator.

“Everytime the cat is on the other side of the cosmic dimensional-gate, it wants in. Whenever its on this side, it wants out.”

To know what cats think, read the story “Spacetime for Springers” by Fritz Leiber.

Yes of course! Ancient astronaut theorists have always suggested that Cats are Aliens who arrived on this planet in ancient times, and Ancient Egyptians began worshipping them as gods. Why, even now, some people worship cats..!

“Darn” is a worty dird?

Why do the colorists keep giving Greys green skin?

Cats are our only defense against the Old Ones. Cat scratch fever? Bothersome to us, deadly to them.

Moths are more likely.