Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 13, 2019

You might even get a city named after you…

They’d be better parents than some people I know.

You can join the Cubs.

Claim you have a twin.

Why is there only one of him? And is he Romulus or Remus?

If you were raised by wolves you would respect your parents/elders, don’t interrupt conversations, wait your turn, defend your brothers and sisters, be well mannered, share with others, not expect praise for every fart and burp you make, and know nobody cares about your “feelings.”

“Look, Akela – you were right! Mowgli got a full-ride scholarship to Oxford!”

Just don’t write your essay in wolf language.

I know a few people who must have been raised by long-eared, slow, patient, sure-footed domesticated mammal, Equus asinus, related to the horse, used chiefly as a beast of burden.

You’ll work harder to catch some “fast food.”

Another take on home schooling and no vaccinations.

Wonder if he will apply to NC State?

Papa wolf throwing a bone….

If you’re raised by wolves, you probably don’t wear a loincloth…

He’ll be a big hit at the dances.

And the movie royalties!