Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 25, 2019

…I did it one piece at a time…

I’d have gone for ‘upcycled’.

Sure, but you still really need that java to get yourself charged up!

Retired rewired rehired re-inspired.

Those highwater pants are now a fashion statement

We used to call them ‘floods’.

“Previously Owned”

Bet that coffee tastes recycled too.

Recycled, dug up, charged up, and twisted up….

We call it upcycling

How about “preowned”?

frankenmachiatto…

Frankenstein’s hipster…

I had my grandmother’s knee – well, an exact duplicate of it – and it wasn’t a good design. She had a leg deformity. My dad was very bow-legged for someone who never had ridden a horse. Before I got to that stage, I swapped my knee out for an artificial one.

I am glad that I live in a time when we can repair and replace body parts.

I’ve still got my original, but I can call it “vintage” now.

I’m starting a new company, “Frankenstein Recycling” … see Kickstarter soon.

This is pretty much how I imagine the book version of the monster.

I understand the body – but why can’t he have new clothes?

Reawakened from the worm dirt coffee.

Free of charge.

The formal and classy word might be “vintage.”

He’s the embodiment of recycling.

In the gang of monsters he is the made man.

He’s kind of a “Heinz 57” of the people world.