Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Is that a tire mark on the front of his sweater ?
Unless the traffic court judge is your significant other. Actually, no, not even then.
If you’re stopped for speeding and the cop asks you, “where’s the fire”? Just reply, In your eyes, officer.
He apparently was looking for love in all the wrong places!
Ah, the White Lies defense…
That’s comedy!
Ummm! Occifer,was I going fast?
100 internet points to anyone who does this.
He might have shaved before he said that.
Or he could have tried “Its not you, it’s me.” Maybe not.
unless you were intending to propose!
An empty glass is always a sad thing.
Rule of thumb. Court first. Bar second.
You should let your lawyer do all your talking.
Is it wrong to say that to a donut shop?
July 17, 2015
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yeah, that’s the ticket!
finkd over 4 years ago
Is that a tire mark on the front of his sweater ?
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
Unless the traffic court judge is your significant other. Actually, no, not even then.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
If you’re stopped for speeding and the cop asks you, “where’s the fire”? Just reply, In your eyes, officer.
Stevefk over 4 years ago
He apparently was looking for love in all the wrong places!
J Quest over 4 years ago
Ah, the White Lies defense…
Differentname over 4 years ago
That’s comedy!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Ummm! Occifer,was I going fast?
Oxnate over 4 years ago
100 internet points to anyone who does this.
garcoa over 4 years ago
He might have shaved before he said that.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago
Or he could have tried “Its not you, it’s me.” Maybe not.
j.l.farmer over 4 years ago
unless you were intending to propose!
Prawnclaw over 4 years ago
An empty glass is always a sad thing.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Rule of thumb. Court first. Bar second.
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
You should let your lawyer do all your talking.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is it wrong to say that to a donut shop?