Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 14, 2024

Just fabulous!

He must have had a prowed career.

Oh, those are ships! I thought he was a fairy hunter like Captain Hook!

I thought figureheads were supposed to be good luck for ships? Where they spoils from battles?

Garfield prow just out of sight

I remember an awkward moment of silence at a party once when I mistakenly referred to them as maidenheads!

Great prowess.

Hood ornaments?

I think he just bought them on Etsy.

Did the lion appear in the Wiz of Oz?

He didn’t get the eye patch during his sea faring days. That came when he was heading to the bathroom one night and walked into one of his trophies.

He must be very prow-d.

Hey! Don’t let that pegleg get too close to the fire!

Spoils of war!!

These are the mastheads of commerce in study.

Aaarrrrggghhh! Them’s not oars. Them’s me sisters.

A pirates man cave.

Wood that these were the only things mounted on walls, trophy wise.

Despite the irresistible pun, the sentiment is real.

Cap’n Wunn O’Everything still enjoyed being in the thick of things… even in retirement.

It was complicated, but he knew he’d figurehead out.

This would be cool! :)

Whether he won them in battle of they are the remnants of ships that had sunk under his command, he has a very impressive collection…..

well done

Very impressive collection.

Is that a bottle of Captain Morgan??

Paint yourself red, stick that wooden leg up your bottom and now you’re a candy apple.