Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 22, 2024

Yet I still find you attractive.

Lay off the spaghetti, Yeti.

You have GOT to stop drinking that ice cold Rocky Mountain beer! Someone is going to see you if you can no longer hide behind a tree.

Or it could be the perfect excuse — you always have a “winter body” because it’s always winter.

Why quit a good thing?

This obesity doctor would like to explore the stress that is causing the tum-tum.

Better get ready for a warm spell. A long one.

Simply put, “Mind your own stinking business Bub.”

You need to cut down to just two Sherpas per day!

Why not???

Think of him as soft and cuddly.

Dad Bod?

That gut is abominable.

Biggut.

Just wait until the ice age, I’ll show you!