Sticky Comics by Christiann MacAuley for June 20, 2016

Transcript:

guru, i've grown rich and successful. i have all i ever wanted, but i feel unfulfilled. why do you seek my advice? you are a wise man with a long white beard, all alone in the mountaintop. Then cast off your possessions, sit alone atop this mountain, watch your beard grow long & white, and you will know whta I know. sucker