Strange Brew by John Deering for May 16, 2009

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    They’re all very familiar.

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    bald  almost 16 years ago

    clean up that mouth or i will wash it out with soap

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    dcguys  almost 16 years ago

    I brought you into this world and - dammit - I can take you out of it!

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    Ashrey  almost 16 years ago

    “I wish you were never born!”

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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    “I brought you into this world and I can take you out…..And make another just like you!”

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    FlowerChio  almost 16 years ago

    “you’re just like your father”, “if you’re gonna fight, take it outside, I just cleaned up”.. and the classic “because I say so, that’s why”

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    “If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don’t come running to me.” And my favorite: “Just wait until you have children of your own. Never mind why I’m smiling, just wait.” Both courtesy of the late, great Erma Bombeck.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    Ash- wow. My sympathies.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    Don’t give me THAT look. You know what I’m talking about.

    Don’t swim after you’ve just eaten.

    Your face will freeze that way if you keep doing that.

    Say that again, and you’re going to your room.

    No T.V. tonight! Moms everywhere, unite! I think they read the book already.

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