Strange Brew by John Deering for December 05, 2017

Open the windows, and they won’t sweat anymore.

Then it would be a cold sweat shop..

I am sure that Clause Co. Inc. is a union shop. They went on strike recently and the Keebler elves walked out in sympathy.

Back in the mists of time, posters with lists of “You know it’s going to be a bad day when…” were popular. One started with “…you show up for work, and there’s a 60 Minutes film crew waiting outside your office door”.

I bought a copy of that for a friend after it happened to him.

圣诞老人…is so screwed.

If you get busted, point out the contract they signed regarding the sanity clause.

There ain’t no Sanity Clause!

But elves don’t sweat, right?

UH OH!