Strange Brew by John Deering for June 12, 2023

Instant trouble

At least she doesn’t have your ugly mug.

Her mom was a tea•s too. She’s just a drip off the old block.

But Dad, you always told me that you have to Folger dreams.

“But it’s Community Coffee, Dad, and I’m a Chic-ory!”

Dad should worry. She’s hot.

or dad’s silver hammer will come down upon her head.

Looks like they’ve got a latte worry about.

She’s too young to be a Spanish coffee.

She’s good to the last drop.

Dad doesn’t think much outside the mug.

Needs a little cream in her coffee.

Smoking

Better than Chock Full of Nuts coffee…

She looks like she’s ready for a three-way with Chase and Sanborn.

She has an Eight O’Clock curfew.

She’ll change in an instant

You need more cream…

Ah, but she’s still “God’s blessing”!