Sylvia by Nicole Hollander for November 16, 2010

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    DrChiBob  about 14 years ago

    How about, You haven’t looked at your cell phone in over 3 minutes and you flip it out to check the screen just as a deer dashes in front of your car on the crosstown freeway and you swerve into an abutment.

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    imrobert  about 14 years ago

    You go Nicole!

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    Iwa Iniki  about 14 years ago

    Excellent one!

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    MisngNOLA  about 14 years ago

    How about, you’re driving in Maryland, and you see one of those digital road signs that says “Report Suspicious Activity” and use your cell phone to call the number and report something, when policeman sees you and pulls you over for using your handheld cellphone while driving. While on the side of the road with the trooper, another police officer on his cell phone runs off the road and smashes into your car killing the cop who stopped you. You are then sentenced to death for negligent homicide involving a police officer, since using your cellphone started the whole chain of events.

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