Sylvia by Nicole Hollander for January 28, 2025

If a cat has a lucky rabbit’s foot, it’s his chew toy.

Next time, bring sardines.

At least he doesn’t run out of the house when you arrive. That’s progress.

my wife told me, the cat’s still running away when i come home. i replied, i know how he feels. she punched me… ☺

Looking under furniture for cat toys is my exercise routine.