Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 28, 2013

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    Polsixe  over 11 years ago

    Martin Bormann. Don’t jump to conclusions Tarzan, he could have liquidated his other assets and bought the jewels for ease of movement, driving across the Sahara wasn’t such a great plan though.

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    Maybe he captured the treasure and was returning it to the Fuhrer; like a good Nazi. Let’s not jump to conclusions.

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    the old professor  over 11 years ago

    He worked for a Swiss bank and got lost while taking the Nazi’s stolen gold to the vaults in Zurich.

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    Burnside217  over 11 years ago

    Now he can pay for all that shopping Jane’s might still be doing…

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    Rakkav  over 11 years ago

    Actually, boys and girls, Tarzan’s inference is a whole lot more likely than yours.

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    Rakkav  over 11 years ago

    Good call by those who thought he’d see a dead solider. Now we know what the Arabs were really after – not a tank, but some of its contents. So we can certainly be sure the soldier was a thief. And if he were taking that chest back to Der Fuhrer, he certainly wouldn’t be out in the middle of nowhere (remember, Tarzan had to head north of Nairobi into the Sahara to get here!) with that tank!

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    bresnik415  over 11 years ago

    He could buy a handkerchief so’s he doesn’t have to use his loin cloth in future sand storms! And maybe a book on the care and maintenance of giraffes. And a really big coffin for Omtag.

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    alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago

    @bresnik415Yeah, and some compensation to Omtag’s family.

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    profkatz  over 11 years ago

    Has Tarzan killed all three camels which means he’s on foot exiting the burning sands! Now’s the time for Jane & Gov’nr sugar-daddy to arrive by helicopter, or Gen. Yeats with yet another “assignment”….perhaps to take USAF Major Nurse Naomi Norman-Yeats off his hands! :)> Fun’sAComingAGowa!!Everyone yell for those two WW2 slackers to get out of bed!

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    pjejurikar  over 11 years ago

    @Katman: I’m sure he’ll find one camel alive

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    flyintheweb  over 11 years ago

    spacious tank cockpit

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