Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 02, 2014

Just noticed that, did you, Big John? Big Bad John?Kreegah! Tarzan is after your hide, your swollen, wasp-stung hide! Bundolo! Bad boys, bad boys, where you gonna hide when the Apeman comes after you?!

The rifle fire could have set off the gas, too.

That was an improbable good first shot. How does the rancid bear grease play into it?

Jus’ cus da man a coon*** don’ mean he ignorant an’ tak lak dat—Go down to Houma, Bayou La Fourche, or down on the Atchafalaya somewhere, where everybody speaks a lot better French than you do, and start disrespecting people-LOL! Oh, and don’t use that C word that I did unless you are REALLY tight with the person to whom you are speaking!

Launching a hornets’ nest. I’m sure that would work about .01% of the time. (Notice decimal point.)

Step 1. Find hornets’ nest conveniently located near oil rig.

Step 2. Must be in flexible tree that will bend.

Step 3. Bending the tree could disturb the hornets; so, you must get hornets that are only mean to bad guys.

Step 4. Hornets’ nest must release from tree.

Step 5.The release must occur at the precise moment so the arc of the launch places it on deck; neither going to long or too short.

Strange comments today, and the storyline just keeps getting worse…….:)> StupidSundayStripsStinkAGowa!!