Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 07, 2015

So, Pretty Patty goes “for a walk” with the randy old Librarian, while Tarzan presents an easy target for bad Burnhardt. Is the Ape Man reaching for his knife? Does he think he is faster than a speeding bullet? Tarzan could use some help at this point. D’Arnot?

Tarzan’s wardrobe is different in this series. Hope it doesn’t malfunction.

Tarzan’s wardrobe is different in this series. Hope it doesn’t malfunction.

Tarzan’s wardrobe is different in this series. Hope it doesn’t malfunction.

Burnhardt isn’t very observant, is he?

So the water only causes a temporary stupor? Kind of like vodka?

Uh-oh. I think Pretty Patti is destined to live another 2,500 years. I don’t think the rest of her shirt will hold up for that long.

Could it be that he’s used up all of his bullets to draw out Tarzan? Will he be tossed into the water and forced to drink some? For the answer to those questions tune in next Sunday!

Also why is his rifle shooting like an automatic when it a bolt action?

Tarzan’s blue loin cloth looks like a huge fig leaf he must be hiding something huge! ;)> MorePorkSausagePattyAGowa!!