Happy wife, happy life even in the Land of the Pygmies. So Max ’n Buzz have a little hard labor? Clean out the latrines?
Swap them for the director.
Take them to the disciplin chair! I think the mom needs some disciplining too!
Leave them in that village to work until the movie is finish.
Scare both of the little brats by tying them to a stake and pretending to burn them alive. Then Tarzan will come in at the last minute and save them.
Hand them all over to the pygmies and swing on out of there as fast as you can Tarzan. :(> NewAdventureNextWeekAGowa!!
And hopefully he comes back next story with a proper loincloth. That one is no better than a fig leaf.
@brickhouse at least it is a loincloth, in the dailies it looks like he’s inshorts
I still prefer Max and Buzz for dinner. Invite Rita, and maybe the director, too, to table, and reveal what they’ve eaten only afterwards! —Such a Greek tragedy-style resolution! O moi!
Polsixe over 8 years ago
Happy wife, happy life even in the Land of the Pygmies. So Max ’n Buzz have a little hard labor? Clean out the latrines?
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 8 years ago
Swap them for the director.
brickhouse over 8 years ago
Take them to the disciplin chair! I think the mom needs some disciplining too!
A R V reader over 8 years ago
Leave them in that village to work until the movie is finish.
Old Comic Strip Lover over 8 years ago
Scare both of the little brats by tying them to a stake and pretending to burn them alive. Then Tarzan will come in at the last minute and save them.
profkatz over 8 years ago
Hand them all over to the pygmies and swing on out of there as fast as you can Tarzan. :(> NewAdventureNextWeekAGowa!!
brickhouse over 8 years ago
And hopefully he comes back next story with a proper loincloth. That one is no better than a fig leaf.
archerfish over 8 years ago
@brickhouse at least it is a loincloth, in the dailies it looks like he’s inshorts
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
I still prefer Max and Buzz for dinner. Invite Rita, and maybe the director, too, to table, and reveal what they’ve eaten only afterwards! —Such a Greek tragedy-style resolution! O moi!