Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 02, 2024

Today, he woke up on the wrong side of “life”.

Say, isn’t that crocodile still hungry? And maybe a little P.O.’d?

Go greet your doom,

gnarly old Toom

Become one with your god,

in his crocodile bod.

Toom, dreader?

I definitely hear the sound of silence.

“All right Toom”, says Tarzan “prepares for your doom. Now takes this shovel and digs a pit for yourself in this very room!”

What has Toom done to deserve the death penalty? Paige’s brother died but only because a croc ate him while escaping.

If it’s like all of the other story arcs, this one will end abruptly Saturday.

(Niagra Falls) Slooowly he turned, step by step, inch by inch…

Oh and “A bleat of consternation” is the best thing I’ve read this morning. I have to use it sometime.

Painted yourself into a corner Old Boy .

Feed Toom to the crocodile.

“Heh, heh, can’t you take a joke?”

Toom da Toom Toom…….Ma-Amu’s toothy jaws are waiting for you! Goodbye and good riddence you skanky, smelly, crusty old pervert! Then again, Tarzan could feed him to the spiders……. Anyway, he won’t make it to Cinco de Mayo…..no tequila, or mezcal for you Toomy!

Toom was just practicing his religious freedom. Can’t blame him for that.

He is not a racist; he is afraid of blacks and whites alike.