That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 10, 2013

Anything I say will be used against me, and deleted…

Nikola Pekovic, of the Minnesota Timberwolves, at home in Montenegro, with his faithful friend, Pecksniff.

“Could you let it out, just a quarter of an inch? Right there. I’d like to sing bass again.”

The Black Adder’s codpiece was better.

or, does he stuff his codpiece? thought that codpiece was associated with gay leather men biker bars.

A codpiece would be a bit of trouble at a urinal. Do they put holes in them for that purpose?

“From the finest North Atlantic Cod….”

Click-to-enlarge image can be found here, or here, or at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry. It is also the earlier coloration image found here.Portrait of Charles V with a Dog (link shows painting’s Wikipedia page) is shown, with a different coloration, enlarged image, and described, by its current-location page.It is also described here, along with another different coloration, click-to-enlarge image; but there are many different coloration or detail images of it online.As the descriptions state, the artist probably copied another painting (Google translated) by another artist. This artist‘s Wikipedia page and collection (many more under Subcategories at each level).Fourth, of the 6 works, by this artist, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here.

Ah yes, I thought I recognised the Borbon chin.

My God! does he ever wash that thing?

Give a dog a bone®.

Wow! What a big… dog!

How many of you know a man whose outfits actually include at least one codpiece? Naturally I do (and just about anyone in SCA).

at a loss fer werds…. fer now…ahl be back….

Is that a codpiece or is he just glad to see me?

Look at the dog’s expression. Guy obviously needs crotch deoderent.

Pre-PhotoShop

Is that a disposable razor in his hand?

judging from the zipper, it starts about sternum high

Kaiser Karl V would later go on to invent the cup.

Here is another work by this artist.