That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 14, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! You’re perfect the way you are.

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    Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Coffee, Tea or Me?”

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    Papared25  over 4 years ago

    “These? Of course they’re real! I’d never think of wearing false eyelashes!”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Judita, letting her puppies breath while waiting to play her part in The Birth of Venus.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Why does she keep telling me to look up? The view here is wonderful.

    Well, thanks for the mammaries!

    A handful each, nothing wasted, no skin left untasted…

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    Back in the good old days, you could be a little creative with your passport photo.

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    jbrobo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “I sure wish someone would get the air conditioning working again. “

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    Best Zoom meeting ever.

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    Egrayjames  over 4 years ago

    Snap-On Calendars ain’t what they use to be.

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    Buzzworld  over 4 years ago

    “You’re just painting my face, right Max?”

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    Droop proof.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    “Stand up, stand up for Jesus…”

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    “You talkin’ ta ME ?”

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    rmremail  over 4 years ago

    What? The camera’s on by default?!?

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    rmremail  over 4 years ago

    No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

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    rmremail  over 4 years ago

    During the summer, the drive through window at the local Dairy Queen was very popular. At least when it was Crazy Maggie’s shift.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Resting bit-h face.

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    Calvins Brother  over 4 years ago

    She has a chill.

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    VT8/VF84  over 4 years ago

    " Mounds Indescribably Delicious "

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 4 years ago

    Miss Perky – 1879

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    “FaceTime? Seriously? My face is up here!”

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    The lady is clearly blest/ but I have a modest request-/ a request most sincere:/ please do not stop here /- be a sport, and show us the rest !

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    I thought some French guy invented the Bikini in the 50’s but I’d swear she has bikini lines in this 1879 painting. I looked long and hard – NO, NOT LIKE THAT! Geez. Anyway, you just can’t trust history books.

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    “When I hitchhike, I want my “Gas, Grass or Ass” payment option to be obvious."

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    prrdh  over 4 years ago

    “Here’s lookin’ at ya. And that goes double.”

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    anomaly  over 4 years ago

    “Oh, sorry. I guess I forgot my mask.”

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    kauri44  over 4 years ago

    Re: Melcher’s caption – I wonder whether that has actually happened to people?

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    Annie took them literally when they said “Drop everything and come as you are.”

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago

    OK, I gotta ask, how old is she anyway? Can we get arrested for looking at this?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    Not an accident.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Study of Female Bust

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Max_Pirner_1854-1924_-_Studie_zenskeho_poprsi.jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelop size painting.

     

    https://www.wikiart.org/en/maximilian-pirner 

    https://www.tfsimon.com/Maximilian-Pirner.html 

    both have info about this artist (again, Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2491 (July 13, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    As you can probably tell/ he knew his anatomy well/ but he couldn’t quite gauge/ her height, weight, or age/ and now he paints in a cell.

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 4 years ago

    having those unsightly bumps, jonny decided to have them removed, even he did like playing with them.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    He’d prevailed upon her to unveil/ and was close to “closing the sale”/ when the Gendarmerie/ cried “Alors ! Nous ici !”/ Now he’s doing his portraits in jail…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    She looks rather young.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Steve, you have surprised me. All this time I thought you were a guy.

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    GoComicsGo!  over 4 years ago

    Excuse me…. bbbutaahhhuhhmmmmm…..

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