That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 02, 2021

Who wants to paint sailboats when you have all these asses on the beach?

They were told “no dogs on the beach” so they hauled their asses on the beach.

Fell off her ass and landed on it in one motion!

I hate the beach. I always get sand in my ass.

Well its time for me to leave an ASSinine comment…

How the heck is that guy in the background getting Wifi for his laptop?

In those days, if you wanted a seashore background for your Zoom meeting, you had to go there.

Jack stared sullenly at the clouds – when the employment agency had told Jack that he could watch asses all day, this wasn’t what he expected.

The painter, (a bit of a punk) he / was seated downwind of the donkey. / He stayed on the grass / far away from that ass. / The artist’s new model smelt funky.

The painter is painting his ass.

A man’s beach must exceed his ass – or what’s a Heaven for ?

The painter decided to title his painting, “Three Donkeys and a Lazy Ass.”

The artist appears to be Swiss/ so to his ass, the beach may seem bliss/ but the rest of him knows/ that he’s spawn of the snows/ and a stranger to places like this. /// He’d best give the beach a pass/ and return to the Alps with his ass/ as a day in the sun/ might leave him “well done”/or perhaps even baked, alas !/// And if you should ask his ass/(as he passes your Alpine pass)/ he’ll have little to say/ beyond maybe a bray/ and perhaps an eruption of gas…

Better replace that tired ass model.

Comic Nation is hot today!

Don’t quit your day job lol

You were voted as the best ass on the beach.

She knew it was over, nothing was more sexually inviting than laying on the ground next to a donkey but he wouldn’t put down his work and pay her any attention.

The Artist and his Model Responding to his Command “Get Off Your Ass”.

I saw Polly in a porny with a pony…..

All I need is an umbrella as I lay here on my arse!

Even on Carmen’s occasional days off from her live show in Tijuana, her costar accompanied her everywhere she went.

Picture of a pipe-smoking wise-ass painting a dumb ass looking at a smart-ass kid.

When the donkey finally stopped the boy had the biggest road rash locals had ever seen.

DONKEY: Ummm thanks but… HARD PASS!

He went to the beach to look at T & A, alas, although there was plenty of A, there was no T to be seen. www.rspb.org.uk

If only I could come up with an idea for the next great video game. What to call it? King Kong? (No – might have problem with copyright.) Mule Kong? (No – not catchy enough.) Ass Kong? (No, might offend someone.) Oh, I’ll never be able to think of one.

All those soft warm pillows in the pasture were so inviting…

The Artist and his Model: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rudolf_Koller_-_Der_Maler_und_sein_Modell.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/koller_rudolf.html 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Rudolf_Koller/11045409/Rudolf_Koller.aspx 

https://hls-dhs-dss.ch/de/articles/022039/2009-03-03/ 

https://www.sikart.ch/KuenstlerInnen.aspx?id=4000080&lng=de 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays, and Chrome can translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2718 (June 1, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

When I go to the beach, that’s not the type of ass I’m looking for.

The donkey is looking at the boy and wondering if he can score a two-for, by dragging the cocky kid into that clueless painter.

The full title is “The Artist and his Model Kite”. Except he used landscape instead of portrait. Otherwise, you would see the kite.