That New Carl Smell by Carl Skanberg for January 19, 2014

He’s a little young to be a business consultant.

Kind of like consultants with no knowledge of your field of work, who come in ask you what your job is and how you do it. And then tell you your doing it wrong and how you should be doing it.

This better not be another one like with uncle Robin. I just finished the storyline on that one.

Here we go again

Here we go. After he finished writing his book, he sold the rights to it to a shell company that said that this book is the only way to get rich. It had testimonials from rich brokers who said they made their money from reading the book and you can too.

He is now making more and more money from the book on how to get rich. Most of it is going into the off shore tax free account. His shell company is now getting ready to buy a politician to introduce a bill to exempt the parent company from any liability that the book “may” have caused from the buyers not making any money.

The politician has introduced the bill that prohibits any lawsuits against a book author who claims that his book will make you millions. The author is now setting up another off shore shell company account.

The bill passed after a sizable donation was given to the politicians and the governor. He is now making even more money from when the public saw the governor reading the book, " How to make millions in a few weeks".

There soon came a knock on the door. It was 20 people who did not make any money from the book. He told them about not being able to be sued. For some reason, they didn’t seem to care.

They got their money back. He didn’t get to tell the police who did it since he was in the morgue. The end.