Thatababy by Paul Trap for February 05, 2017
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Dad: So we're in the Hoover High School district, home of the bulldogs. 'Bulldogs' is so generic! We can do better than that for the baby! If we moved to Marblehead Massachusetts. he can be a 'magician'! In shoals, Indiana a 'Jug Rox', named for a local rock formation! In Brush Colorado, a 'Beetdigger'! At Benson High School in Omaha a Mighty Bunny! In Northhampton, Pennsylvania, a 'Konkrete Kid'! Mom: I stopped listening after magician. Dad: If we moved to the Bering Strait, he could be a diomede 'dateliner!' Thatababy: Any armadillos?
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
gee… what was Dad’s alma mater mascot?
Kalkkuna over 7 years ago
In Port Lavaca, Texas, It’s the Fighting Sandcrabs.
Al Nala over 7 years ago
UC Santa Clara is the Fighting Slugs.
rhumbliner Premium Member over 7 years ago
Move to Hutto, TX and he could be a Hutto Hippo.
sciencedude Premium Member over 7 years ago
I suppose being a Mishawaka Caveman is out? (Mishawaka, IN)
Chris Bagg over 7 years ago
New Berlin, IL… The Pretzels. Their gym is called the Pretzeldome!
pumaman over 7 years ago
We were the Woodbridge Barons because the original high school was on Baron Avenue. The mascot was a guy in a tux and top hat.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago
BUNNY!
ValancyCarmody Premium Member over 7 years ago
Anderson Mill Elementary in Austin is the Armadillos
booga over 7 years ago
That roughness is definitely necessary! :-D
K M over 7 years ago
If Thatababy eventually goes to McDaniel College (Westminster, MD), he could be part of the Green Terror!
water_moon over 7 years ago
I went to a math and science HS, we were the Blue Waves. There were complaints when I was there about being wash outs. But I’m glad it wasn’t changed to the Tsunamis.
Space Man Spiff over 7 years ago
Jordan High School in Salt Lake City are also the “Beetdiggers.”