Thatababy by Paul Trap for January 27, 2018

That last one… now you really have a horse’s… well, you know… buttocks (with hind legs).

My former boss.

I had me a pinto pony once

And a beautiful sight was he,

And I gave him to a pretty little gal

Fer to keep her company

And all around the old corral

He chased that pretty little lass.

He’d run his nostrils up her skirt

And snuff around her —

As fer you, you naughty little horse

Don’t make my temper rise.

Only one man in the whole wide world

Will sleep between my —

Thank the gentlemen for the wine

I’ll drink it with my supper.

Damn the man who loves a girl

But ain’t got the guts to —

Upper, lower, that’s my berth

Check it right off your list

I’m goin’ into the parlor car

And try to take a —

Pistol belt around my hip

Around the town I’ll frolic

Saddle up the strawberry roan

Don’t strap it on his —

Bawl, bawl, he’s only scared

He heard the elephant yell.

Don’t go near that elephant’s cage

Or he’ll smash you all to —

“Help! Help!” the sailor cried

As through the waves he swam.

“It’s sink or swim,” the Mate replied

“Cause I don’t give a—”

Dam the river, dam the brook

Sitting by the shore.

Pretty little gal at my head

And my arms around a—

Hold on, thar, you naughty little miss!

Get right off my lap!

I can tell by the scars on your pretty little arse

You’ve got you a dose of —

Clap hands, my song is done

You thought it never would end.

And if you don’t approve of it

I’ll start it over again

Yes, I had me a pony once

And a beautiful sight was he.

I gave him to a pretty little gal

Fer to keep her company.

Not exactly child-quality poetry, wouldn’t you say? This comic could actually be read to young children, too….you should rewrite your little ditty and remove all the salacious innuendoes….and think like a dad! Just sayin’…..