The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 05, 2012
March 04, 2012
March 06, 2012
Transcript:
Man: I read that scientists have made artificial hamburger in a test tube!
Brutus: Why the fuss?
Man: The fast food joint down the street has been making artificial hamburgers for years!
I like Taco Bell! I don’t eat there as much, but I remember that had that ingredient, “Taco Meat Filling,” on the news a few months back. Remember? Call me crazy, but man, that stuff’s good!!
I’m glad I live where I do, we have burgers cooked to order made from real meat on a buttered (real again)roll (bun) that you actually have to chew and the condiment choices don’t include lettuce and tomato. If I want a f’’ing salad I’d order one.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
It’s called Booger King.
dfowensby over 12 years ago
jack in a crack, taco smell, brown bobbin’, chick-feel-up and hard-ons. did we miss any? {D
mofo56 over 12 years ago
KFC
comedynut over 12 years ago
KANT FIND the CHICKEN
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
You forgot Whatisthataburger?
iced tea over 12 years ago
It’s the sawdust they put in those burgers!
Jkiss over 12 years ago
I thought it was the pink goo.
GasHouseGorilla over 12 years ago
I like Taco Bell! I don’t eat there as much, but I remember that had that ingredient, “Taco Meat Filling,” on the news a few months back. Remember? Call me crazy, but man, that stuff’s good!!
boldyuma over 12 years ago
I stopped going to Mickey D’s some time ago
when we got a In-In-Out Burger..Now I only
go there or the truck stop cafe down the street…
It’s called the “Choke and Puke”..
LV1951 over 12 years ago
ROFLMAO! Y’all are nuts! :))))
jmo328 over 12 years ago
I’m glad I live where I do, we have burgers cooked to order made from real meat on a buttered (real again)roll (bun) that you actually have to chew and the condiment choices don’t include lettuce and tomato. If I want a f’’ing salad I’d order one.
Mickey2509 over 12 years ago
Wendy’s is the only fast food place I will go to. McDonald’s is nasty!
rgcviper over 12 years ago
I’d laugh if this one weren’t so true.
Great comments, too.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
I f you want a good burger in Utah go to any place run by short sweaty Greeks.