The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 13, 2012
April 12, 2012
April 14, 2012
Transcript:
Wilberforce: We're getting new jerseys with our numbers on them! Eddie says the best players get the lower numbers - is that true? Brutus: That's often the way it works. So the shortstop might be number one, while the backup catcher might be twenty-three. Did they give you your number? Wilberforce: Not yet, but Eddie says it will be in the triple digits!
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Good confidence building there, Eddie! Sheesh!
Agent54 over 12 years ago
look at it this way kid, agent 99 was the best and agent 86 was good, but poor agent 13 was always in a tree or fire plug somewhere.
philyfanstukinmi over 12 years ago
Wait, so they are getting shirts with a picture of new jersey?
JoePhan over 12 years ago
He’s lucky; he could get a jersey with i on it. (The square root of minus one, the IMAGINARY integer.)
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
Something tells me Eddie tanks at math!