The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 17, 2012
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Yo, Wilberforce! Wilberforce: Hi, Hurricane Hattie! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Did you see our summer reading list for school? Wilberforce: Summer reading list? We never had that before! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Yeah, but they say we're old enough, now, that we should be reading on our vacation... Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: So they assigned us a list of books to read over the summer... Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Then we have to write book reports on them to hand in when we go back to school! Wilberforce: You mean, they want us to have to think while we're on vacation? That's not fair!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
Life is unfair. A guy named Wilberforce should have figured that out by now.
watmiwori over 12 years ago
Plus, it’s invariably fatal….
TheSpanishInquisition over 12 years ago
I’ve always read for pleasure. They had to pull the books out of my hands and make me study other subjects.
Chewiek9 over 12 years ago
I would have been stuck at a third grade reading level if I had stuck with what was on the list.
brikstu over 12 years ago
Green eggs and ham, one fish two fish red fish blue fish, ah, nothing like rereading the classics in literature!
whenlifewassimpler over 12 years ago
No good teachers today, hence the reading list for Summer. I can remember when we got till after Labor Day off and actually had the Summer to go on vacations and spend time with family.
Jiblet_VT over 12 years ago
Nice blanket condemnation. The summer reading list is a result of Education Theory. See Tigger’s comment above. Teacher’s have it imposed on them.
angelfiredragon over 12 years ago
Those stragedy computer games require alot of mental thought, that being said a book is more like watching TV, doesn’t require much brain power but definitely requires imagination and they can take you places in the world you’d never be able to go, not to mention other worlds. I like reading for that very purpose.