The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 25, 2016
October 24, 2016
October 26, 2016
Transcript:
Gladys: This says you take a year off your life for every inch your waist is larger than your chest. Brutus: Uh-oh! Brutus: By my calculations, that means I died two years ago!
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Brutus should be pretty ripe by now.
tom_wright almost 8 years ago
Also, you take 38 seconds off your life for every piece of bacon you eat. I died in 1724!
Alphaomega almost 8 years ago
That explains why women live longer than men.
jlmjdm60 almost 8 years ago
RIGHT-the bigger the boobs the longer they live!!
SeaFox10 almost 8 years ago
Then explain why there are 35 year olds that weigh over 400 pounds!
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 8 years ago
He has something to look forward to.
angelfiredragon almost 8 years ago
thank goodness, I was afraid I’d live too long.
sandflea almost 8 years ago
I guess that’s why so many women have breast implants and tummy tucks.
SD1 Patrol almost 8 years ago
haha wait im dead to NO!
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 8 years ago
With those calculations, I know a couple of people that should’ve died years before they born!
hcarpenter1 almost 8 years ago
oh goodness
Smiley Rmom almost 8 years ago
Does the waist measurement go below a guy’s gut, or around it?