The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 03, 2019

A lot of bad words.

Floods, it would seem.

Snow plows.

Headaches.

Surely bring more cold weather.

Unplanned school snow days so you have to go longer in the summer… :(

The snow shovel, after I just put it away!Stupid weather!

January babies.

Sprained backs. New business for auto body shops.

April snow storms bring back fantasies of Florida.

In Cleveland? Opening day!

Crying golfers?

I love this time of year, don’t need to bother shoveling, and too soon for mowing.

chiropractors

Well… I happen to know what an April ice storm brought 62 years ago. Would that count?

Er, frozen showers?

fender benders

Keep an eye out for white walkers

I don’t know what it brings, but it means Punxsutawney Phil was wrong this year! Oh, the disappointment! :-(

Spring break in Florida.

Belated May Flowers?

Possible extreme flooding down river.

snowblowers

But Baby it’s cold outside! What I tell my wife when she tells me to go shovel snow in the middle of April.

Nature’s fertilizer … At least that’s what my grandfather always told me. :-)

Grumpy people…

frostbite

May flooding.

Cold ground after it hopefully quickly melts.

Hysteria from the global warming alarmists :)

April snow showers bring JUNE flowers.

global warming