The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 17, 2019

Doesn’t that describe all tackles?

Maybe he was dummy because of the tackles.

Wow, I never realized that bridge was a full-contact sport.

I played football in high school, but didn’t see much playing time. I was on one of the specialty teams. Unnecessary Roughness.

I didn’t. And I can still walk unaided.

He was the Drawback.

Ouch!

He played three positions, sat on the end of the bench … guarded the water bucket and tackled anyone who came near it.

I played with two All-State Running Backs, I was the Blocking Dummy.