The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 21, 2019

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    wjones  almost 5 years ago

    Then she would just put it in the dog dish.

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    DannyDing1  almost 5 years ago

    Breakfast in bed can be messy. You don’t want your bedsheets to get food onto it. Then creepy crawlers will have a party. I believe most parent would tell their kids not to eat anything in bed.

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    zzeek  almost 5 years ago

    Mom doesn’t like to clean the jelly stains out of the sheets and the toast crumbs feel like sand.

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    flemmingo  almost 5 years ago

    Or Gladys puts a stove in the bed!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Perhaps.. your performance in bed does not deserve a reward.

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    ayespin  almost 5 years ago

    If I’m not mistaken, that performance takes two … or more.

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