The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 17, 2020

What a cosmopolitan lady!

As a kid I thought soup du jour meant the soup is yours and never realized my parents had to pay for it.

Fire her! The first rule of sales is..“know your product”.

I think that is what “soup of the day” means.

That’s because it’s made from yesterday’s leftovers- with maybe a few plate scrapings thrown in.

Artisan Borscht sourced from Maine, beets Me.

Time was, you’d order the hash, and the waitress would call to the grill man, “Gentleman wants to take a chance!” If she didn’t tell the cook, “Sweep up the kitchen!”

thus the name

So many things for a waitress to learn.. needs to be bilingual.. no wonder she gets paid so much.

Seems lot the ideal place for Brutus to eat, the Clueless Cafe.

Taste it and find out.

Here’s your tip, waitress: know what the hell you are talking about!

We got an assorted case of soup with the labels missing. It’s anybodies guess what it is.