The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 02, 2022

Of course not.

You go! Have you been home all day and didn’t find 5 minutes to go buy milk?

Brutus’s memory is retrograde. He remembers to get something after he already got it.

Milk? Well that makes more sense. I wondered why you wanted me to pick up Mike on the way home. Especially since I don’t know anyone named Mike.

so does that mean you forgot or left it at the store?

I guess Gladys couldn’t fit this in her “busy” schedule.

Good ole Brutus…never waist an explanation!

Brutus didn’t forget the milk on the way home. He forgot it before he left work.

Nice recovery……

Of course I remembered. I just forgot to stop and get it.

Of course he didn’t, pick up milk on the way home.

And here’s a list of the other things we need.

They must be living in the 1960s if they still have a corner store. Most places today just have the mega-markets in the malls and the convenience stores at gas stations along the main highways.

If your the Born Loser, a bad memory is not such a bad thing to have.

I think Brutus forgot because he overslept at work. (BL gag circa 1995)

He just wanted to pop in and make sure Gladys is ok.

No, he forgot before he started home.

Brutus didn’t get the milk.