The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 14, 2022

During the seventh inning stretch, but we’ll have to eat fast!

Half baked idea

Like waiting for the 4th quarter of a hockey game.

In baseball the longest breaks are the commercial breaks. Plan on one coarse during each break.

I believe that she has her sports mixed up.

That’ll be in about three months.

She should talk to her neighbor Marylou. She knows how to deal with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVwjNPpkTZA

She better hope it doesn’t go into extra ends.

but then you’ll only have half the time to eat it. :D

She’s making PB@J sandwiches Brutus. Tell her to wait for overtime. Order in.

Tell him when dinner is ready, and then eat. If he chooses baseball first, he eats cold food, unless he can see from the table. They have a growing boy who should be fed on a fairly regular schedule.

Nope, baseball games are long enough without half time!

Actually, with baseball the fans eat all the time. This will be a great time to get out all the finger food you can make of the leftovers.

Just give him some Cracker Jacks.

Just tell her, “Good idea. Better get started now”. Easier than explaining. Just eat when it’s ready……

maybe she can squeeze dinner in during the 7th inning stretch..

Eat at the regular time in front of the TV…

You can eat anytime. Watching baseball is like watching paint dry.

Gladys just serve hotdogs and beer and eat while you watch the game. It will be just like you are out at the old ball yard.

I liked baseball better when the only “commerical breaks” were the signs on the outfield walls.

Will you be serving minute steak?

If I ever tried to watch an entire inning of baseball – let alone the whole game – I’d probably be so bored I’d fall asleep having forgotten to eat entirely. Like watching paint dry!

So…bottom of the fifth?

That’s one of the things I like about baseball. Time is measured in innings.

Ah Gladys this is why they invented TV tray/tables,back in the 60’s. He can “come and get it” , during a commercial.

Just eat between pitches — it will help relieve the boredom.