The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 27, 2023

My aunt Lina said: “Better to be envied than to be pitied”

Have you looked in the mirror lately, Veeblefester?

well, going home’s not always a pleasant option for Brutus

I don’t think going home is an option.

So says the man who even looks bigger than Brutus while just sitting down.

The bigger they are the harder they fail.

Just say thank you, Brutus.

lets make him bigger then… that’ll make it harder for people to understand him and make them want to buy it to see what it is he’s selling. :D

Dream big Brutus.

Ouch!

“Only at the diner’s buffet Chief!” replied Brutus.

Hey Veebs, no fat-shaming!

It figures.

Go with whatcha got. Use your assets.

It’s not always what’s upfront that counts, right Brutus?

Veebs must think he’s the Adonis of tea cozies. You’re in a glass house dude, put those stones down

Brutus would do well to wear a jacket when speaking to the boss. It will cover up a multitude of sins.

suck in that gut, soldier!

I figured he’d say “Then you might as well go home”.

Great pep talk, Bossman!

Never at a loss for words. . . .

Brutus has to stop leaving himself open for comments like the one today from the Chief!

“Sorry chief, I said ‘go’ not ‘grow,’ your hearings starting to go”…

“Buy our big tea cozy for your home”, how’s that…

I wonder if Veeblefester would ever do this.

https://www.seattletimes.com/comics-king/?feature_id=blondie/2023-02-27

“Yes Chief, it’s just my nature.” That’s what I would have said anyway. If you say it with a smile, it’s not disrespectful. I got away with a lot of remarks by making it sound like a joke….

Brutus swells to the challenge.