The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 04, 2023

A quick kick, Gladys.

Well, that was rude, Brutus.

He’s already looking like Ralph Drabble now.

I’m on your side Brutus! I’ll come with you and 2 myself (one to go )

Pizza making is easy and cheap. Pffft!

Free ticket to the dog house, Thorny.

I’ll order take-out from the Asian restaurant. I hate pepperoni. When it comes to pizza, I prefer Italian sausage and bacon.

PIG!

If almond milk can be called ‘milk’, as the Federal courts have ruled, then I guess pizza chain restaurants can call what they make ‘pizza’ ;-(

we live 40 minutes from good pizza and 5 towns from a city with more than 2 traffic lights. When we go for pizza we’ll order 2 extra large pizzas and take 1 and a half home for the freezer. That makes it “Emergency Pizza”. After a day of yard work or she works late and I just had a sandwich for dinner, it’s time for Emergency Pizza!10 pm text. Do we have any Emergency Pizza or should I hit a drive thru?

Two for me and two for you! It’s a win-win, Gladys!

somewhat explains Brutus’s less than thin shape

A whole new take on “to each his/her own”!

He’s into fitness, fitness whole pizza in his mouth

Time for Brutus to loosen his belt

must be really hungry… enjoy sleeping on the sofa tonight. :J

Brutus hungers .

Brutus, don’t be mean.

I don’t understand how Brutus could eat a whole large pizza, much less two. I’m lucky to be able to put away a half pizza at one sitting. I guess he expects to spread out the meal while watching a baseball game on the TV.

Again, my man. However sometimes our eyes are bigger than our stomachs and even at two for the price of one, still hard to eat two pizzas at one sitting, even if we sre big eaters. Get two for one and have a feast with the wife. However, make sure you both get what each of you like, and no anchovies please….

Domino’s has half price pizzas this week when ordering online or app and picking it up…

SORRY Brutus that was uncalled for….shame on you!

oh great one…most excellent

Wait a minute Mr. Brutus. Play nice. Least you can do is order for Gladys also. Give her one and keep the special. Now you got three, gooble gobble, gooble gobble. And a gallon of sweet tea.

Maybe there’s a method to his madness, he’s hoping she will reciprocate and not cook for him.

Hey what about poor Wilberforce does he have to fend for himself while his two overweight parents feed their faces.

Good for him, never share your pizza

“Well” says Gladys, “if that’s the way you want it, it sure ain’t coming out of the food budget!”…

Bazinga, Brutus. You’re getting feisty.

Hoo boy. MAJOR faux pas. Enjoy sleeping on the couch, Brutus.

Happy Good Buddy Day, guys.

my wife gets tired of that joke… ☺

Gladys: Good. Wilberforce and I already had more than enough dinner. Enjoy your pizza. We are full.

Brutus is going to have a lot of leftovers, if he paces himself.

A little greedy there, Brutus — did the wife do something to p*ss you off?