The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 13, 2021

Chicken’s for dinner

“Doctor, I think my wife is getting hard of hearing.”

“There’s a simple test you can run to see how bad the problem is: Start out 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone say something and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the man’s wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he’s in the living room. In a normal tone, he asks, “Honey, what’s for supper?”

No response.

So he moves to the other end of the room and repeats, “Honey, what’s for supper?” Still no response. Next, he moves into the dining room. “Honey, what’s for supper?” No response, so he walks up to the kitchen door. “Honey, what’s for supper?” Again, there is no response, so he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for supper?”

“For the fifth time, Harry, CHICKEN!”

Too many off topic jokes these days. Time to bring this back to on topic. Where’s the tacos? If no tacos, no matter. I’ll settle for popcorn instead. Enough waving at the audience. Begin the show already! Let’s go for more of the giant frog’s adventures with his newfound friends!

A joke I read in newspaper:

Mother to son: “You look amazing! Your cheeks are soo chubby. I’m sure they were feeding you well on that camp!”

Son: “Not really, I just had to inflate the swim ring every day.”

Seems he got the message Gent!