The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for September 19, 2022
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Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
The Priest, the Rabbi and the Monk
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A priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist monk get arrested for illegal gambling. They get in front of the judge. He starts questioning the priest first, “Did you play poker yesterday?”The priest mumbles a quick ‘Lord forgive me’ and answered “No.”
The judge turns to the rabbi and asks him, “Did you play poker yesterday?” The rabbi crosses his fingers behind his back and answers a clear “No.”
Finally the judge turns to the Buddhist monk and tells him, “So you are a Buddhist monk, I know for a fact that you are absolutely forbidden to lie to me! Did YOU play poker yesterday?”
The monk looks at the priest, then at the rabbi. He smiles at the judge and asks “How could I possibly play poker all by myself?”