Oh, OK, I believe this means “Having to see a man about a horse.” is not a euphemism.
‘Scuse me, Fred. I gotta piss like a racehorse!
lol, thats a hoot. My favorite euphemism for a bathroom visit is “I have to go spend a penny”. So much more charming.
Mine: “I have to inspect the plumbing”.
My father taught me to say: “I’d love to explore the geography of this house.”
I’ve also heard, “I have to go shake hands with the unemployed”.
and why do horses have to piss so badly?…
June 05, 2015
tudza Premium Member over 4 years ago
Oh, OK, I believe this means “Having to see a man about a horse.” is not a euphemism.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
‘Scuse me, Fred. I gotta piss like a racehorse!
Tiberius and Friends over 4 years ago
lol, thats a hoot. My favorite euphemism for a bathroom visit is “I have to go spend a penny”. So much more charming.
ZBicyclist Premium Member over 4 years ago
Mine: “I have to inspect the plumbing”.
Peam Premium Member over 4 years ago
My father taught me to say: “I’d love to explore the geography of this house.”
Robert Miller Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’ve also heard, “I have to go shake hands with the unemployed”.
Brian Kehlmeier Premium Member over 4 years ago
and why do horses have to piss so badly?…