The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for April 30, 2022

That would be clever!

What’s worse, management only planned for one key for a staff of 20, and no one wrote down where they put it.

The room has only one wall outlet, also.

This is in the town where the crooked little man, lived in a crooked little house and the crooked planning department approved the plans.

Also known as Government Inaction.

I meant to do that.

Or – “Lack of …”