The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for April 03, 2023

New salesman. Still damp behind the ears.

Hopefully the neighbors will remember – “You Are Responsible For Your Wake”.

Does it come with life rafts, a canoe and oars?

Must-Sea Property.

Miami Beach circa 2038

I thought they were selling a discount cabin on a cruise liner.

You can boat into the kitchen when you are done fishing off the couch.

See today’s Glasbergen Cartoon: https://www.gocomics.com/glasbergen-cartoons/2023/04/03?ct=v&cti=1088889

California?

Not true. The ocean front is now about 500 yards thataway.