The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for September 04, 2023

“But I thought I could change you. That’s why I bought all those adult diapers.”

And…and….you’re dripping all over the place!

I am not sticking around.

He’s certainly a slippery fellow…Eww

They met a long time a-goo.

They met at Harry Nostril’s. That snot a joke.

Now get out there and get a job and leave me alone…