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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 06, 2009
January 05, 2009
January 07, 2009
Transcript:
Lawyer: Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways? Hmmm? Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal? Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind. Care to elaborate, Mr. Seacrest? I mean, Lucifer?
Artist: Daniels Charlie
Song: Devil Went Down to Georgia
The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind âcos he was way behind: he was willinâ to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawinâ on a fiddle and playinâ it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: âBoy let me tell you what:
âI bet you didnât know it, but Iâm a fiddle player too.
âAnd if youâd care to take a dare, Iâll make a bet with you.
âNow you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
âI bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, âcos I think Iâm better than you.â
The boy said: âMy nameâs Johnny and it might be a sin,
âBut Iâll take your bet, your gonna regret, âcos Iâm the best thatâs ever been.â
Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
âCos bleeep broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up his case and he said: âIâll start this show.â
And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: âWell youâre pretty good olâ son.
âBut if youâll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done.â
Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The devilâs in the house of the risinâ sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickinâ out dough.
âGranny, does your dog bite?â
âNo, child, no.â
The devil bowed his head because he knew that heâd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnnyâs feet.
Johnny said: âDevil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
âI told you once, you son of a bleeep, Iâm the best thatâs ever been.â
And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The devilâs in the house of the risinâ sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickinâ out dough.
âGranny, does your dog bite?â
âNo, child, no.â
I âget itâ. I know the song. It just isnât funny.
I also get the idea that when you point out a particular cartoon isnât funny others want to say it IS funny.
Frogga715 and tototu got it right on this oneâŠâŠ
And why is the lawyer not looking at the person heâs talking to?
You know, if it had stopped at the first question, it might have been mildly amusing. Bludgeoning a joke shouldnât be part of a cartoonistâs skill set.
Whatâs funny here is the more I say this particular cartoon doesnât work right, the more it get favored.
Sentiâmentalâ voting. I think Iâm going to favorite this cartoon! I canât help myself.
Navy Bean has a good point, and a new vocabulary word, never ever heard of self-aggrandizing before. Itâs like a cross of aggravating and advertizing. Fun word to say aggrandizing aggrandizing aggrandizing. Okay thatâs enough.
margueritem about 16 years ago
âThe Devil Went Down to Georgiaâ, and got caught.
stpatme about 16 years ago
Ryan Seacrest was four years old when Charlie Daniels released that song.
frogga715 about 16 years ago
The double joke thing never works.
terrencestamp90346 about 16 years ago
Hysterical! I hate Seacrest!
tototu about 16 years ago
huh?
eardroppings about 16 years ago
Why is this joke totally not funny and yet someone favored it??? Who is the person that favored this cartoon and based on what?
coffeeturtle about 16 years ago
Great Stuff!
Artist: Daniels Charlie Song: Devil Went Down to Georgia
The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind âcos he was way behind: he was willinâ to make a deal. When he came across this young man sawinâ on a fiddle and playinâ it hot. And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: âBoy let me tell you what: âI bet you didnât know it, but Iâm a fiddle player too. âAnd if youâd care to take a dare, Iâll make a bet with you. âNow you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due: âI bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, âcos I think Iâm better than you.â The boy said: âMy nameâs Johnny and it might be a sin, âBut Iâll take your bet, your gonna regret, âcos Iâm the best thatâs ever been.â
Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard. âCos bleeep broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard. And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold. But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up his case and he said: âIâll start this show.â And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow. And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss. Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this. When the devil finished, Johnny said: âWell youâre pretty good olâ son. âBut if youâll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done.â
Fire on the moun, run boys, run. The devilâs in the house of the risinâ sun. Chicken in the bread pin, pickinâ out dough. âGranny, does your dog bite?â âNo, child, no.â
The devil bowed his head because he knew that heâd been beat. He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnnyâs feet. Johnny said: âDevil just come on back if you ever want to try again. âI told you once, you son of a bleeep, Iâm the best thatâs ever been.â
And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run. The devilâs in the house of the risinâ sun. Chicken in the bread pin pickinâ out dough. âGranny, does your dog bite?â âNo, child, no.â
Iphelia about 16 years ago
Hysterical!
eardroppings about 16 years ago
I âget itâ. I know the song. It just isnât funny. I also get the idea that when you point out a particular cartoon isnât funny others want to say it IS funny. Frogga715 and tototu got it right on this oneâŠâŠ And why is the lawyer not looking at the person heâs talking to?
lincolnhyde about 16 years ago
âCause heâs looking at the jury, who is whom he is really talking to.
boozoothatswho about 16 years ago
You know, if it had stopped at the first question, it might have been mildly amusing. Bludgeoning a joke shouldnât be part of a cartoonistâs skill set.
eardroppings about 16 years ago
Whatâs funny here is the more I say this particular cartoon doesnât work right, the more it get favored. Sentiâmentalâ voting. I think Iâm going to favorite this cartoon! I canât help myself.
PolyMorph Premium Member about 16 years ago
Navy Bean has a good point, and a new vocabulary word, never ever heard of self-aggrandizing before. Itâs like a cross of aggravating and advertizing. Fun word to say aggrandizing aggrandizing aggrandizing. Okay thatâs enough.