The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 17, 2009
Transcript:
The Argyle Sweater Presents: Failed Historical Product Endorsement. The Charles Dickens Watch. Defective: Kept only the worst of times. Robespierre's Neck Slicer and Apple Dicer. Recalled over safety concerns. Archimedes' Fresh Apple Pi - Buy 3, get .14 free! Voted by consumer reports: Worst deal. The Van Gogh Earmuff. Discontinued due to lack of demand. Charles Darwin's Fish Shoes. The Pre-Columbus Globe. Replaced by newer version.
margueritem over 15 years ago
I’ll take four dozen of the fish shoes. And throw in 2 pre-Columbus globes
Edcole1961 over 15 years ago
Actually, they knew the Earth was round as early as Aristotle’s time, and they had a round globe produced by 1492, only with the Americas left out. Washington Irving invented the whole Columbus myth.
Mark_O_Polo over 15 years ago
That Charles Dickens watch is so last year. It clashes with the Van Gogh earmuff.
Jaws2z over 15 years ago
The Robespierre slicer is just what I need for cutting the ends off my cigars.
wicky over 15 years ago
I’ll have the Archimedes apple pi a la mode.
Ashrey over 15 years ago
I didn’t know ‘globes’ could be rectangular.
LibrarianInTraining over 15 years ago
None of these became popular for obvious reasons. But the Marie Antoinette “Let them Eat E-Z-Bake Cake Oven” was IMMENSELY popular. This thing caused rioting in the streets. When there weren’t enough supplies to meet demand, Marie lost her head position, and her place in popular history was quickly filled by a mysterious ghost writer/chef named Betty Crocker.
Donna Haag over 15 years ago
This comic (along with the comments) is hysterical! Librarian, your’s is great.
kirbey over 15 years ago
Great comic today ! I really really really want the Pre-Columbus Globe, nice side table…
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Good one Librarian! . How about the Ben Franklin commemorative kite key ring - recalled due to shock hazard
rookie26201 over 15 years ago
SLOPPY CURSIVE HANDWRITING IS HARD TO READ!
amer.toushkidomous over 15 years ago
So ARE ALL CAPS COMMENTS
ferndip over 15 years ago
ferndip,wants Archameded pie ALA MOOED